curses.
Constance, 22, gay, #yeg.
I also answer to Cat Friend & Banner.
Passions include pizza, sleep, Netflix, reading & Bubble Mania.
This blog is a sampling of what it is like to live in my head.
Please keep your hands & feet inside of the vehicle at all times.
  • An act of true love will thaw a frozen heart.

    (Source: lumadreamland, via obsessed-with-disney)

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  • totallylesbians:

    tiennae:

    recluced:

    $66 eey

    5.50 omg i’m such a baby

    $88 On a side note, me and friends made a game of this but it was entirely about sex. I’ve still got the most money from that game.

    $77.

    (Source: ihavenotfailed)

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  • ishipyouandme:

    I honestly can’t even believe I thought I was straight for SO LONG. Like, hey, teenaged me, have you SEEN girls?

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  • "Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions."
    Susan Cain (via quotes-shape-us)
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  • "At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"
    Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

    (Source: meetingsinthedesert, via evelark)

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  • emiello:

    the more I think about the backlash against monosexism, the less sense it makes.

    You can take literally any group label and say that it lumps oppressed people in with their oppressors, but that’s always because they’re oppressed on an entirely different axis. The same is true of…

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  • earthmoonlotus:

    contraception:

    straight people talk about their ‘opinion’ on gay rights as if queer people’s status as human beings is questionable

    THIS.

    (via fortheloveofadragon)

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    • Male Writer: Ah, anniversary jokes are so funny. Because chicks always hate it when you don't remember anniversaries! A plus gold very original
    • Male Writer: Mother in laws amirite?
    • Male Writer: My male character who is an author insert of myself pines after a woman I used to pine after in high school. Then they have sex. This is good literature.
    • Male Writer: Ugh female books are so romance filled
    • Male Writer: And girl fanfics, so mary suey
    • Male Writer: Now listen about this original middle aged man who is an expert in everything, suffers from ennui, looks like me, acts like me, and gets all the girls i want.
    • Male Writer: She was sexy in an alluring, boring way, filled with purple prose and riddled with objectification
    • Male Writer: If i make a female character parrot my misogynistic views, they cease to be misogynistic! Are you saying you don't respect my fake female characters opinions, feminists?
    • Male Writer: a good action girl is one who looks hot at all times
    • Male Writer: If the female main character got in an asskicking line, my work is Feminist with a capital F and no one can criticize me
    • Specifically White Male Writer: Heroic tropes are so overdone. I'm going to create a boring white guy with stubble to be a completely original antihero no one has ever seen before TM.
    • Same Guy: It's original because he is a jerk who gets away with bad behavior, just like I wish i could.
    • Another Specifically White Male Writer: It's in my universe to only have white men do things in my book. I mean, don't you care about historical accuracy
    • Same Guy: I mean, it's a generic fantasy verse with no real life time period equivalent and i haven't done any research, but i'm SURE that it's historically accurate. To that dark mideval dragon fighting europe period
    • Same Guy: Where in Europe? Who cares!
    • Male Writer: There is no better way to introduce a female character to a male character than by him saving her.
    • Male Writer: Characters hating each other is good sexual tension!
    • Male Writer: One female character and five male characters is a good team balance
    • Male Writer: If my female character chooses to act in a sexist tropey way, it's not sexist. In fact, because she CHOSE to do it, it is Feminist.
    • Male Writer: I am original
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  • Lana inviting a fan to her LA show after finding out he isn’t going and how much she has helped him 

    (Source: lanadelreycist, via jubejube4nomz)

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  • Anonymous asked : your face reminds me of a 1950s housewife for some reason

    agentrodgers:

    What? C’mon now, don’t be silly!

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    I mean, really, I’m not-

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    Woah, where’d that come from?

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    What am I wearing????

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    The fuck is this?!!?!

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    The fuck is that?!??!!

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    Gee wizz, mister!

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  • (Source: tambirfakirr, via s-uzanne)

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  • (Source: hipppievibes, via poweroftheocean)

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